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How to Spot a Douche's Car

You can always tell it's a Douche's car when you look inside.

 
6 Horribly Overused Music Video Clichés

You can't escape it; music videos will find a way to drain the coolness from any new idea until it becomes as tacky as a mullet. Let us pay tribute to the six innovative ideas that music videos have turned into utter clichés.

 
7 Terribly Inaccurate Facts Movies Have Taught Us About Life

If you've ever been on an elevator and expected it to crash or checked your closet for a Klingon, you know that movies can often affect the way we perceive the real world. Here are just some of the "lessons" that movies have taught us about life.

 
The 9 Weirdest Musical Instruments

For every musical instrument that becomes a symbol of modern music, many more are doomed to become the retarded cousin that gets stashed in the basement during dinner parties. Below, we present the best of those retarded cousins.

 
10 Worst Answers to Standard Interview Questions

Unless you're a rock star or the bastard child of a wealthy celebrity, chances are you've been to a job interview. During this interview, you were undoubtedly asked a series of so-called behavioral questions that were designed to establish your suitability for the job. However, somewhere between being asked what animal best represents you and being forced to describe yourself in five adjectives, you may have started to question the validity of this approach.

 
Top 10 Funniest T-Shirts

It's a scientific fact that everyone loves funny t-shirts. With this in mind I compiled the following top 10 list of funny t-shirts. Enjoy!

 
Six Reasons NOT to be a Rapper

While having almost unlimited access to money, drugs and women is a definite perk, times are getting tough for the modern rapper. There is a lot of ego involved in the industry and this causes several unique challengers. "Ha!", you scoff, "I'm sure it's challenging deciding which sports car to drive or which woman to have sex with". But consider some of the following unexpected issues that come up.

 
10 Rap Lyrics Even Vanilla Ice Wouldn't Use

Every rapper wants to have the flashiest lyrics to use in a song. However, just as with any creative pursuit, not every lyric can be "da bomb". Here's a list of 10 rap lyrics that didn't quite make it. See if you can spot why.

 







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