10 Rap Lyrics Even Vanilla Ice Wouldn't Use
Vanilla Ice Every rapper wants to have the flashiest lyrics to use in a song. However, just as with any creative pursuit, not every lyric can be "da bomb". Here's a list of 10 rap lyrics that didn't quite make it. See if you can spot why.
10. "My rhymes are mad famous, tighter than an anus."

9. "My flow's so smooth it's immune to friction. Step on me and you'll lose your traction."

8. "My skills' so ill, you'll catch gonorrhea. Then you'll get shipped, to North Korea."

7. "When I roll up, you got no chance. Like you forgot to clap, during a square-dance."

6. "So many women, in my ride. When they all said 'no', I almost cried."

5. "You know me, I make that money. I give it to my pimp, the easter bunny."

4. "Don't ever think, I'll get dismissed. Cause I got more drugs than a Pharmacist."

3. "We go nowhere, without our guns. Now we're protected, from those damn nuns."

2. "You love the gleam, of my ice. You like my jewellery, to be precise."

1. "If you cross the line, I'll take you out. Dinner and movie, then a makeout."
 





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